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Wassup! Wassup!
Tony Blair! Tony Blair!
Tony Blair!
Our fave P.M.
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2. |
E Numbers
03:28
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When your eyes roll back
Into your skull
And you foam at the mouth don't say
(Don't say I didn't warn you)
When the panic sets in
And hallucinations begin
Remember what I told you
No, stay away from the digits that make you hyperactive
No, keep away from the colours and lights as your world collapses
You say that we are both the same
But it's never been that way
Drifting apart right from the start
Will I see your face again?
You say that we are both the same
But it's never been that way
Drifting apart right from the start
Will I see your face again?
It's just a matter of time
Before they take effect
And you shudder and sweat
You'll be a nervous wreck
Regret spreads across your face
Room starts to sway
You're not coming back
Uhhhh hyperactivity spawns from your foolish mistake
I'll live my life wondering how things would be
If you hadn't taken E
You say that we are both the same
But it's never been that way
Drifting apart right from the start
Will I see your face again?
You say that we are both the same
But it's never been that way
Drifting apart right from the start
Will I see your face again?
1 2 3 GO
You can't stop this wave of emotion
To and fro I'm lost in the ocean
I tried
To feel better
I'm breathing faster
Forget every word I've said
Silence the voices in my head
You say that we are both the same
But it's never been that way
Drifting apart right from the start
Will I see your face again?
You say that we are both the same
But it's never been that way
Drifting apart right from the start
Will I see your face again?
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3. |
Trigger Warning
03:36
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What happened to the days of old?
Nowadays it seems we're all sensitive souls
Don't say that! You might offend someone
If you've been triggered then I'm holding the gun, bleh
When did the whole world suddenly fall apart?
How did it all come to this?
Why are you so hurt by everything?
Just listen to other viewpoints without screaming
Social justice
It is so meaningless
So brace yourself (trigger warning)
Got no time for your feelings anymore
You disagree with my position
Maybe go online and start a petition?
You've got a view on everything
But in reality nobody cares what you think
Stop for just a second and look at your life
There's bigger issues than you
When did the whole world suddenly fall apart?
How did it all come to this?
Social justice
It is so meaningless
So brace yourself (trigger warning)
Got no time for your feelings anymore
So if you feel affronted by this song
Then maybe you've been one of them all along
Got no time for your feelings
Social justice
It is so meaningless
Social justice
It is so meaningless
So brace yourself (trigger warning)
Got no time for your feelings anymore
Anymore
So buck up buttercup
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4. |
Creepin' On Your Twitter
02:52
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Hey there!
It didn't take me long to find you
I saw you on the train home
I've appeared from out of the blue
But now I'll never leave you alone
Click on the follow button
Go on make my day
If you don't, it'll be the worst mistake
You ever made (you ever made)
I favourited 14 of your tweets
And that panda GIF was pretty sweet
Scrolled through your photos, I like them a lot
And your profile picture? I took a screenshot
And it was very hot
Ahaha haha, guess who found your Instagram?
Like! Like! Like! Like! Like! Like!
I can't take you ignoring me
You and I were meant to be
I follow you on Tumblr, my urge is getting stronger
A Facebook friend request, cos I think you're the best
I add you to my Skype, but you never reply
You block me from your Twitter, but I'll just follow you home
I'm outside your house
I'm right outside your house
Just come say hi to me
That's all I'll ever need
And please , don't call the police.
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5. |
Disconnected
04:09
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You're oblivious to what's around you
You built a wall and it surrounds you
I've been pushing and trying hard to get through
But it's clear you don't even want me to
You run from reality as always
To leave the life that you haven't made
Use different means for your escape
Invent other reasons to get away
But you know the cost of how things stand
So think, what is the price to change?
When will you recognise
The reasons that pertain to why you are
Disconnected from the world?
Clutch at straws ad nauseam
Find out what you are meant to live for
So think more clearly while this is easy
You'll see for yourself
When will you recognise
The reason that pertains to why you are
Disconnected from the world
You need to find some clarity
And learn about yourself while you're on the way
If I could reach you now here's what I'd say
I know you're capable, stop hiding
But you know the cost of how things stand
So think, what is the price to change?
You know you can succeed, overcome this doubt
Neglect is acting as your cage
When will you recognise
The reasons that pertain to why you are
Disconnected from the world?
Clutch at straws ad nauseam
Find out what you are meant to live for
So think more clearly while this is easy
You'll see for yourself
When will you recognise
The reason that pertains to why you are
Disconnected from the world
You can't run forever and your time's wasting away
You could flourish brightly if you just apply yourself
With new perspective I know that
You'll never be the same again
Past old horizons, don't look back
You'll never be the same
So now you must discard
The reasons that pertain to why you are
Disconnected from the world
Push through all neglectfulness
Live out what you are meant to live for
So don't forget me, it's not that easy, you'll see for yourself
When will you recognise
The reason that pertains to why you are
Disconnected from the world
So don't forget me it's not that easy
You'll never be the same
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6. |
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You're on the phone with your girlfriend
She's upset
She's going off about something that you said
'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do
I'm in my room
It's a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like
And she'll never know your story like I do'
But she wears short skirts
I wear T-shirts
She's cheer captain
And I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up
And find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time
If you can see I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see
You belong with me
You belong with me
Walkin' the streets with you and your worn-out jeans
I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing on a park bench, thinking to myself
Hey isn't this easy
And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town
I haven't seen it in a while since she brought you down
You say your fine
I know you better then that
Hey what you doing with a girl like that
She wears high heels
I wear sneakers
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up
And find that what what you're looking for has been here the whole time
If you can see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see
You belong with me
Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know
Baby, you belong with me
You belong with me
Oh, I remember you drivin' to my house in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
When you know you're about to cry
And I know your favorite songs
And you tell me about your dreams
I think I know where you belong
I think I know it's with me
Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see
You belong with me
Standing by and waiting at your back door
All this time
How could you not know
Baby you belong with me
You belong with me
You belong with me
Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with me
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7. |
Hey Jerk!
03:38
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Hey jerk - off you go!
Nobody likes you it's all just for show
You're a knob and your IQ is low
And would you stop calling everybody 'bro'
Bro!
You are insufferable
And unaccountable
I'm fighting for my sanity
You're irresponsible
I'm gonna take control
But it might bring out the worst in me
Hey! Hey!
You punch girls in the face
Hey! Hey!
And you never say grace
Hey! Hey!
You like to think you can twerk
You do a great impression of a jerk
Hey jerk - what's up dude?
My mum hates you and she thinks you're rude
You took a dump on my grass just because you could
And everybody's seen your snapchat nudes
You have a small
Brain
(You have a small brain)
You are insufferable
And unaccountable
I'm fighting for my sanity
You're irresponsible
I'm gonna take control
But it might bring out the worst in me
Hey! Hey!
You punch girls in the face
Hey! Hey!
And you never say grace
Hey! Hey!
You like to think you can twerk
You do a great impression of a jerk
Hey! Hey!
You set fire to my dog
Hey! Hey!
And you killed my pet frog
Hey! Hey!
You took its carcass to work
You do a great impression of a jerk
Ya piece of jerk!
Jerk
Great impression of a
Jerk
You should see me twerk
Great impression of a
Jerk
Grumpy butt.
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8. |
Tronald Dump
03:13
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Donald Trump
Every time I see your face I need a Tronald Dump
And you don't care
What everybody says about your hands or your stupid hair
BRO
I don't know how but he's the nominee
For the Republican party, the presidency
Mexicans, Muslims and women too
Ya better cover and duck because he's coming for you
Pedalling truths which are blatantly lies
And what's on his head because I think it died
Better watch out if you are a female
And Hilary Clinton he's gonna throw you in jail
So here's our message...
Donald Trump
Every time I see your face I need a Tronald Dump
And you don't care
What everybody says about your hands or your stupid hair
Cos you wanna run the USA
You wanna make America great
You're gonna build a wall, a hundred feet tall
And you're sexist and racist and all of Europe hates you
Creepy comments about underage girls
And walking into dressing rooms at Miss World
Calling Obama the 'founder of ISIS'
If Trump is elected, let's call it a crisis
Misogynistic, xenophobic too
And Putin's his friend which is totallyyyy cool
The media suck and the election's rigged
His excuses come in, as his ship begins to sink
We know you're clueless...
Donald Trump
Every time I see your face I need a Tronald Dump
And you don't care
What everybody says about your hands or your stupid hair
Cos you wanna run the USA
You wanna make America great
You're gonna build a wall, a hundred feet tall
And you're sexist and racist and all of Europe hates you
You got something on your mind
You speak about it all the freakin' time
A country you feel is the very best
So let's get it off your chest
CHINA BREAKDOWN
Donald Trump
Every time I see your face I need a Tronald Dump
And you don't care
What everybody says about your hands or your stupid hair
Cos you wanna run the USA
You wanna make America great
You're gonna build a wall, a hundred feet tall
And you're sexist and racist and all of Europe hates you
You wanna run the USA
You wanna make America great
You're gonna build a wall, a hundred feet tall
And you're sexist and racist and everybody hates you
And everybody hates you
Sexist and racist and everybody hates you
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9. |
Post Van Persie
02:07
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I lost my trousers while I was catching a Bellsprout in George Square
And I need my sugar puffs
"But Mr Babby, they're not sugar puffs no more!"
What? So what are they called? They're so sugary and puffy.
"Tee hee hee they're called honey monster puffs!"
Honey monster Jigglypuff?
I haven't caught one of those yet
I need my trousers
But I left them in George Square
What is the difference between a seagull and a baby?
(We don't know)
One flits along the shore
Architecture!
Topographical!
Feminism-eh!
Generic breakdown
Architecture
Raaaaaaaaah
Ballack, why did you miss that?
Did Post Van Persie steal your cereal?
Do postmen like them anymore, because the name has changed?
I lost my trousers, and Ballack missed a sitter
Well, if only there was a player there to score the tap in...
*Anelka Anelka*
Oh wut? Oh.
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10. |
Yolo
03:46
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COUNTRY SINGER VS FLAMBOYANT COLIN
SAMURAI VS MACBETH
ROBOT VS GENERIC TOWIE CHARACTER
I love nothing more than my truck my girl and drinking lots of beers
Ain't got no time for sucky baggy jeans or all you stupid queers
My girlfriend is my sister, but we've been dating seven years
So back the heck off mister or I'll shout at you til you're in tears
Eh-squeeze me? What was that?
Better quit your moaning also you are really fat
Your dog pure hates ye and he wants to be a cat
They're fabulous like moi and your girlfriend's such a slat
My dog has been my best friend since I found him in a ditch
And don't say that 'bout my sister gosh you're such a little jerk
Oh ma goodness, how dare ye ya yank?
I'm off for a bath and then I'll maybe have a... latte
Shut up princess man, you know this is how I roll
Who you callin' princess, at least am no on the dole?
Listen here you little punk, I'm gonna grab my gun
I'll use my rainbow powers to protect me from you, son!
LA DUH DUH LA DA DUH
Good morning I am samurai, do you like sushi?
I very skilled with sword I am I chop things up you see
Sumo wrestlers aren't so popular here but in Japan they're very big
Dishonour on you be cos your face looks just like a pig
What up witch, the name is Macbeth
I am thine own salvation but alas your verbal death
I'm the king, and these rap myths I've been debunkin'
I'll stab you with my rhyme like I did to poor old Duncan!
Slow down! I don't understanding what's this language
You teach me words, I teach you how to make a spam cheese sandwich
Double double toil and trouble, time for you to burn
I'll fish-slap you with Shakespeare and then Engrish you shall learn!
I am strongly influenced by Buddhism and also zen
Hold on ya cheeky scamp I'll buy your mother for five yen
I have to go now; farewell you strange old man, hiy
I'll see you in battle where I'll rhyme until you die!
LA DUH DUH LA DA DUH
Initiating rap battle program I am a robot
My shortest path to rap success will leave you as an afterthought
As far as robots go there is no-one that is like I,
For I excel at every task, data, binary, mark up, lists and pi
Hello Mr Roboto, you've given my head an owie
I'd rather listen to a neverending episode of TOWIE
You're like the gross love child of Steve Jobs and David Bowie
I'm off to the gym so just shut up right now-ie!
Your end will be accelerated cos your tech is so outdated
Antiquated, obfuscated, fated to be obliterated
Man you're so stupid, I'm far more cleverer
Throw up ya fists cos I'm the Essex Floyd Maywevvevver
You drone on like a child, where is your mother (board)
You know who you're talking to? Mate I'm a lord!
You clearly do not function and a tutor you should call
I've had enough of you mate let's settle this once and for all!
INITIATING DEFENCE PROTOCOL
No m8 wait noooooooo not now noooo stop the pain stop the pain
*monologue from James MacDonald*
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11. |
Very Good Ending
07:33
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Spiraling down out of control - a sight to behold
Then a light streaking past my eyes
Mere seconds seem like a lifetime
Is this my lifeline?
A flicker of hope in the darkness
Awaiting rescue
Descending further into madness
A forgotten corner of the universe is where I lay my head, but I forget
Nothing escapes from this empty place
Disappearing into the horizon
Sink deeper into this blackened space
Gravity pulling me in
Lessons
I've learned to accept the inevitability of my eternal fate
It's too late, but it's not hit me yet
Like a meteor crashing into the earth
Devastation beyond comparison
Like a meteor crashing into earth
A lost cause: I'm lost because I had no direction
A pointless endeavour, where I disappear into the black forever
Nothing escapes from this empty place
Disappearing into the horizon
Fall further from the stars again
Gravity pulling me in
What happened here?
Can I pinpoint the origin of my descent?
As I reflect on days not well spent
As I walk the line between life and death
Still falling down out of control - a sight to behold
Then a light streaking past my eyes
Mere seconds seem like a lifetime
Is this my lifeline?
A flicker of hope in the darkness
Awaiting rescue
Descending, descending
Further in the light starts to fade
I can't fight it, this is my fate
Gravity pulls me in
This is the end - can I start again?
A parting message to the masses: I'm leaving, but will I be remembered by you?
Don't let this concrete be the only reminder of the man you once knew
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Llama Bonanza is a metalcore/pop-punk two-piece from Scotland.
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